Red-Eyed Tree Frog

What happens when two frogs collide?

     They get tongue-tied.   


 

What's green, green, green, green, green?

A frog rolling down a hill.  


 

What does a frog order at McDonald's?

French flies and a diet croak!



It's not easy being green...

               - Kermit the Frog


 Waiter, waiter! Do you have frog legs?

No! I always walk this way. 

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